i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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