That's intense
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Randomize
