What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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