that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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