At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
My pussy is not your playground.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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