No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
