it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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