That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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