I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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