i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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