Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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