is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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