Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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