She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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