wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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