She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
You almost got us killed.
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