After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He has the fingertips of a God
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