i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
wow bdsm is so cute
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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