the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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