dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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