Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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