Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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