Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize
