i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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