dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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