I forgot how hot balto sounded
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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