holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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