I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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