it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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