Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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