Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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