My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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