You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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