every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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