Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
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