What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
