as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Randomize
