Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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