Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Bring me that man meat
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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