your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
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