We should be called the Road Head Warriors
well most of my day revolves around power hour
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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