They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
