i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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