So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
But break dance skills will only take you so far
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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