So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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