We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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