yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Jerry, you need to find god
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Randomize
