It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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