I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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