Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
I feel like god wrote up a contract of my life, and i just signed off on that shit without reading the fine print.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Randomize
