That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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