This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
The air was thick with penises
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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