this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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